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Player Profiles(below) |
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Stan Smith | Andy Douglas | Mike Lockett | Dave Lockett | Barry Clifton |
Mark Brereton | Geoff Faithful | Ernie Hall | Stafford Page | Martin Park |
Roland Parkinson | Colin Grubb | John Wright | Renee Huerata | Rod Quick |
Paul Greenwood | Brian Dickey | Ian 'Lockett' | Alan Paterson | Maryanne Long |
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Stan Smith
(legs) |
Used to play in between 'Marathons' but finally realized that playing for the 'Hustlers' was a lot Harder. Plays in the backline, the middle, the frontline - where ever the ball is. |
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Andy Douglas
(black heart) |
Midfield striker, scores from near halfway at least once a year. Exponent of the late kickoff, the long half-time, the early shower and extra time in the Bar. |
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Mike Lockett
(joystick) |
With all the poise and grace as 'Bambi' on ice. Longest legs in the game - always tangled. (Probably around Maryanne or any of the opposition with the ball) |
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Dave Lockett
(verbals) |
Longtime player and supporter. Lethal with the tongue and boot. Threatens never to play again -- every week ! Guaranteed to do a lap every time he gets the ball |
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Barry Clifton
(6.14 per game) |
Stand-in keeper and groundsman. Bottle of 'DB' and oxygen at halftime prefered. Can be seen bent over inspecting the ground between saves and kicks. |
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Geoff Faithful
(Jeff the Ref.) |
Will do anything for a free 'Rum' - Player or Dick of the day or even break a leg. Robin always wanted something long and hard sticking out of his shorts. Speed hasn't suffered. |
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Ernie Hall
(flash) |
Rumoured to have put on weight since last year.This onetime media star has signed up for the Hustlers for another year. Autographs are available when he finds his glasses. |
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Stafford Page
(wild man) |
This cockney bulldog won't let go - ever!!!! Unless he runs out of painkillers, can then be found looking for his usual stimulant 'DB'. Large and dependable in the backline. |
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Martin Park
(non-verbal) |
Quietest man on the team but has the legs on most of the opposing forwards.(in his pocket after the tackle) This man likes to sing, anywhere you can find a microphone. |
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Roland Parkinson
(rolly) |
This recent import from oversea's has yet to receive the credit due to him. Fits in well with the team, has the right shape and retirement date. |
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Alan Paterson
(action man) |
Spearhead of the youth programme. Runs best tanked on a tipple and a Dram. Favourite pin-up for the Australian Customs Officers. Like the Hustlers he's on the most wanted list!!! |
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John Wright
(John - John) |
Back again after all those years, sometimes Wrighty thinks he may have been wrong but life with the Hustlers is'nt boring. Adds a bit of colour and variety to the language for the opposing forwards. |
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Renee Huerata
(Latin lay-about) |
Brilliant skills to be seen -- and plays good football as well, comes from the latin dance lessons in Chile. Has recently taken to laying down on the job and getting a taxi home with a flashing light on top. |
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Paul Greenwood
(secret agent) |
His close association with the "Faithful" is holding back this mans ability. Has a policy for all occasions, long or short term he adds weight to our midfield. (A little more each year.) |
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Rod Quick
(biff) |
Despite being a Man-unic supporter he has fitted into the team well, he has the right shape and speed for us with the same drive to get to the showers and cold refreshments after the game. Currently co-top goal scorer on 2 goals. |
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Brian Dickey
(stick-man) |
Long time Hustler, still can't believe how we do it. Can be seen with his head in his hands often praying to be transported to the golf course. |
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Colin Grubb
(breaker-breaker) |
Full back supremo (ask Geoff ) Lays concrete during the week and opposition on the weekends. Tough as old nails with a hint of rust on top. Replaced Rodger Purdy as Auckland Blues rep. in the Hustlers |
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Ian 'Lockett'
(alias) |
Plumbed the depths of despair to join the Hustlers but has the same drive to get as injured as the rest of us.Scored a goal in the first game and a much needed drink after the 8th game. As part of the youth programme, goals and drinks are sure to come. |
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Bruce Roberts
(secret weapon) |
Since this man joined us we see glimpse's of a midfield appearing. Bit of a shock for the established members and his expectation of us will surely earn him a drink. It will be wet, well shaken and in a tall glass. |
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Maryanne Long
(ego rubber) |
No problem accusing this member of wandering hands. Can be seen in the dressing room before and after the game wondering where to start. Usually in search of a cold G & T. Blamed for the injury to the team captain. |
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